On 850 the buzz, I heard a Mens League Spotlight promo for the Triangle. Before submitting our team info, I noticed the Bella Jackels are the current Miller Lite Mens League Spotlight. Here are my reasons that I think we should be the spotlight team.
TENO’S TOP 12 GOING AWAY PRESENTS:
12.) From Universal: A Kama Sutra book, a Ringer’s jersey and his pictures of Val.
10.) We had all of our time-outs still in hand as the puck dropped in the first period.
10. Diddle’s new chin strap apparently wraps around his eardrum.
9. Cow gets tired of yelling at himself.
8. Diddle photoshop’s all of Cow’s pictures to taint his superior skating ability.
7. Diddle is so busy complimenting himself that he can’t hear normal conversations.
6. Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
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10. They can’t handle the cold
9. Always stealing their content from our site
8. Richard you bastard
7. Their logo is an aztec transvestite
6. Their backup goalie is Greg Weiss
5. Their skaters defect to our team
4. The website sucks
3. They post their personal info on theringers.net
2. They are named after a bell choir
1. Bugs Rule!
10. PSlow stresses us out before the game even starts.
9. Sattora didn’t take his pre game dump.
8. Teno just woke up, so he is kinda grumpy.
7. Bmoore got caught behind a school bus and missed the first period.
6. MadCow can’t get player’s fees ontime.
5. Diddle doesn’t have a chin strap.
4. PSlow had to pay his [...]