In an effort to bring you some type of game summary in the absence of any kind of consistency on the part of the Factory ShiteHouse and PointSuck, we are forced to bring you this Top 10 List in lieu of an overall game summary. We are currently looking to hire a team stenographer to [...]
6-5 win. Quick recap of top ten game highlights before main story hits the wire (which could be quite some time as PointStreak is still as un-updated as Skatch’s wardrobe):
10.) Pee Slow returns to form in the pipes for the Blincos Fig Puckers and spends more time hacking the crap out of our offense than [...]
10. Diddle’s Hat Trick Pleases The Crowd
9. Ved Leads Weevils to 19-1 Victory
8. Is This C2?
7. Todd Huevos Wins the PSlow Wooden Nickel Award
6. Magna Group Goes To The Finals (
No excuses from this “nitwit” (…why the change of heart, RYB?….was this not written as “assholes” earlier this morning?). We got outplayed by a team we underestimated and were clearly looking past. I will say that I did correctly predict your upset of the Vetted Mazepa Beavers…so my brackets are still in tact, other than [...]
10. Our netminder is a member of the better gender
9. We are the only team with a French’s Award
8. German Shepherd Kazaa Downloads
7. Manja la porcaca
6. Knuckle Children
5. We like big jew fros
4. Our baby’s mamas are getting paid on time
3. Peanuts
2. We have smooth eggs
1. Pinna
10. A retainer.
9. One new condom…still in wrapper…pristine condition.
8. Wiggles mix tape.
7. Half-eaten side of beef with Shrek’s fang marks all over it (”….get in my belly!!”).
6. A bus pass.
5. Note from Mom giving permission to be out past 9:00.
4. A half-empty tube of Clearasil….also with Shrek’s fang marks on it.
3. A piece of paper with [...]
10. Pickles by Skatch…oh wait…that was supposed to be on the “Top 10 Items NOT Brought to Tuesday’s July 4th Weevil-bration”…bag-a-douche!!
10. Chauder was showing off at work again before the game…this time with an entire roll of paper towels!!
9. Smooth eggs.