Archive for Game Story
Sattora Grabs Yao’s Pole and He Shoots High
Close game, but the Weevils win in the shoot out 7-6.
Weevils Pig Out
We lost, but I can’t remember the score. I do know that Pinna scored 2 on the Jewish Lady in net, but we all know that is his motivation.
Amber Alert: Athorities Launch Statewide Search For Browneye
11-0 win with a nice brawl with 1 minute to play. I heard San say, “You want Sa mora?” and take the guy to the ground UFC style holding him steady till he stopped squirming.
“You can’t hang a coat on an areola! You gotta have Nipple!”
Weevils Lose Star Forward (and game 4-3), Gain 38 Year Old Defenseman at Trade Deadline
With the trade deadline looming and the Weevil organization sitting uncomfortably in the middle of the pack, management met for a solid 3 minutes on Tuesday to discuss potential options to kick things in gear. (more…)
Put That On Your Website, Douche
Clazzepa
8-2 Loss
And who can forget Pinna attempting to do some knee surgery on that other guy.
Myze Wipes Spit Out Of His Eye 4-1 Loss
I could write something here about the game. But that is so overdone. I will however go over a certain incident in the a game vs a very good team. (more…)
Pair of Socks $5 - Myze’s Bail $200 - Beating the Ringers…
Priceless!
Sitting in the locker room before an epic battle with 5 minutes left before game time. I was trying to decide what the lines would be when I realized there were only 7 skaters present. (more…)
Weevils Send O’Dwydies to Bed Without Supper
Weevils get their first win of the season 11-7.
Story to follow shortly…in the mean time, here is one of Sattora’s home movies for your viewing pleasure…I think the most poignant moment of this film is the cow right in the beginning…like it was meant to be this way!!
