You Smell That? It Smells Like Victory!
“Smell that? You smell that? What? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like….victory.” That epic quote from “Apocalypse Now” comes close to describing...
Weevil Nation – Bridesmaids Yet Again
First off, let me say that it’s been an honor and a privilege to skate with each and every Weevil this past season. I started the season on sabbatical from the C1 Weevils in an effort to appease the ice hungry masses. It was difficult not to be out there with my Weevil brethren each week. But the team seemed to compete fairly well with the 13 skaters we had throughout the season. I appreciated each opportunity I had to come back and skate with the crew while...
WEEVIL NATION NEWS RETURNS!!!!
After much public outcry and non-governmental intervention, Weevil Nation News has made it’s triumphant return to the hallowed halls of weevilshockey.com!! Much has transpired within Weevil Nation since the news department went on hiatus earlier in the season. Here is a brief synopsis of the happenings in Weevil Nation thus far: September 17 - Lose to Ringers 3-0 in a lackluster Weevil effort. Lots of penalties (as is typical with a Ringer/Weevil match up)...
New Junior Weevil Joins Weevil Nation
Kevin (Diddle) and Katie Smith, along with the entire population of Weevil Nation, welcomed Ellenora Ann Smith into the world on October 23rd at 8:48 a.m. Diddle had luckily bailed on the 10:15 p.m. game the night before so he could spend the night scrapbooking, when little Ellenora decided it was time to make her appearance. She weighed in at 6 pounds 9 ounces, was 20 inches long and thankfully looked more like her Mom than her cycloptic father. She came out with...
Former New Jersey Man Finds Out He’s Older Than Dirt
(By guest writer Sean “Cat Stevens/Yusef Islam” Godier) Former Jersey resident John “Skatch” Robertiello had heard all the jokes about his age from his hockey teammates. “They’d ask me what it was like to help build the Great Wall of China or what Ben Franklin really was like,” said Skatch. “It started to hurt my feelings.? So Skatch set out to prove his teammates wrong. He visited the Arizona Accelerator Mass...
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