New Junior Weevil Joins Weevil Nation

Kevin (Diddle) and Katie Smith, along with the entire population of Weevil Nation, welcomed Ellenora Ann Smith into the world on October 23rd at 8:48 a.m. Diddle had luckily bailed on the 10:15 p.m. game the night before so he could spend the night scrapbooking, when little Ellenora decided it was time to make her appearance. She weighed in at 6 pounds 9 ounces, was 20 inches long and thankfully looked more like her Mom than her cycloptic father. She came out with laptop and IPhone in hand creating and revising websites just like dear ol’ Dad though. Hopefully she can cover center better than the old man!!

Congrats to the Smith’s and their new bundle of Weevil joy!!

Weevils Win!

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Former New Jersey Man Finds Out He’s Older Than Dirt

(By guest writer Sean “Cat Stevens/Yusef Islam” Godier)

Former Jersey resident John “Skatch” Robertiello had heard all the jokes about his age from his hockey teammates. “They’d ask me what it was like to help build the Great Wall of China or what Ben Franklin really was like,” said Skatch. “It started to hurt my feelings.? (more…)