Cow, What Are You Doing?
While our buddy Huevos was jammin to some Dave Matthews Band at Walnut Creek, looking at a bunch of underage muff, the Weevil management were in trade talks deciding who is going and who is staying. Although Huevos did not have a good excuse, Char did as she is currently over in Germany fighting for our country! Yes it looks like Bush sent in the troops and the Weevils had to give up one of our best skaters for the good of the country. We also need to mention that we had a wanna be porn star show up for us tonight in goal, PSlow! And he was even on time for the drop of the puck.
The Blue Sox jumped out to an early lead as Slow left the net to get some munchies at the snack bar and they scored the first of the night. Patrick proved “Too Much” for the other team as he sniped a goal in the first period to tie the game at 1. This is when things started going downhill for our 3 man defensive force. Little bounces, balked plays and foot banks sent their score constantly up. Several Weevils saw the inside of the box in the first due to interesting calls and maybe a few anger issues. Diddle put pressure on the Blue Sox captain only to realize that he was not going to look up or move and he “Crash Into Me” erupting the Weevil bench in sounds of shared pain. But since Diddle was still standing at the end of the accident, he received a double minor.
The second period was all Blue Sox goals as they still found some way to put it by the Slow. This period was also not so penalty free, as cow and myze looked like “Tripping Billies” out on the ice and then in the box.
In the third period is when the Weevils came alive and it was all started by Weber’s trash collection. From what I heard he is getting pretty good at cleaning up the crease. The tying goal could have been in the hands of Donkey, who called a goal for the Weevils and then took it away after consulting with the opposing teams bench.
This night was just not to be. But we all pooled together and decided to send Char a care package while she is away fighting for the US of A. We will have to send it by “Satellite” because I think she is coming home soon.
Things sent to Char in her care package:
Cow: An autographed picture of himself backchecking.
Regan: A slayer poster, and 2 bubba burgers.
Weber: 3 baby wipes, 2 dirty diapers, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Stank: A prototype ericson phone that hasn’t come out yet.
Vlad: A bottle of the best vodka 4 million rubles can buy.
Diddle: A piece of that guys mask and a webcam video on You Tube.
Huevos: Frenchs of course and a bootleg 8 Track of Dave Matthews Band.
Myze: His broken stick blade and a poster of John McCain.
Patrick: Nothing, his wife caught him before he sent it.
Creed: His job.
PSlow: Some petulie, and a kippah with the weevil logo knitted on it.
Timmy: Silver paint off his helmet, and a free pass to Frankies.
Skatch: His old Andrew Dice Clay VHS that was supposed to go to Sattora and a plastic bag with something very questionable inside.
Well I hope this helps old Team USA Inline win the championships! Lake Placid baby!
Regan, I hope I didn’t confuse you by posting another damn story on this complicated website. I will fax it to you if you prefer.
Huevos was jammin to Dave Mathews instead of playing The Hockeys? What year is this, 1993? Did Hootie and the Blowfish open for them? The hockeys -vs-DAVE MATHEWS??????!!!!. Damn Huevos, that’s the kind of thing you keep secret and tell fellas you had “work” or a “family obligation”. Sombedy check the Walnut Creek schedule for next Wed to make sure Ace of Base insn’t in town…
One word…..spell check…….
can you get something new to bitch about Cow? And isn’t that 2 words?
One word… back check
Ok….I’ll bitch about your math skills….11 players equals 5 D and 6 O……not 3 D and 8 O….we’re not all hopped up on horse steroids like you, Big Brown!!
VODKA for Charlotte??? (Athough STOLI is the BEST!!) Shame on you guys!..
1953 Dom Perignon!!!
May be I need some Stoli before the game to start scoring…
HAPPY the 4th of JULY!!
If I drop 30 pounds I know I will start scoring! I started last night with no post game beers or food. Should be 180 pounds by playoffs
Damn Weber, that was harsh. Let’s see…hockey with a bunch of old ugly guys or DMB with a bunch of nubile vixens and great music? It saddens me to think you would choose the former over the latter.
Very true Skatch! If you drop 30, if I drop 40,… (sigh…) it will be like hat trick for each of us every game!… Cmon, Lets do it! We are not tolsiy kloun(s), are we?! Wishful thinking?..
nubile? they all had peach fuzz !
tolstiy kloun *
Vlad I am going for it ! I will never be called tolsiy kloun again ! but most likely I will forget about diet/working out after a few days and put it all back on
I know, I know Skatch. The best diet is to run for about an hour every day… jogging… but it seems like when you are 48 (mother…father…!!!) no matter what you do you just put it back on…well, how about this: no food after 7pm, no beer, no vodka, no bread, running every day for 1 hour, … well, sounds like a “bucket list”…
I will give it a try for the sake of the Weevils……
did anyone notice the kick ass story?
I am taking my puck and going home
I liked the DMB references in the story. I’m fresh out of french’s though.
I’ve read better but pretty good story.
cmon wheres Sattora farewell bash?
Who’s Sattora?
ouch!!! I’m still sitting at the strip club from my awesome farewell party. I’m glad you were able to make it and it didn’t conflict anyone’s schedule or other planned farewell parties. By the way I made it safe to Erie and my first day went well today if anyone is wondering. I’m tho tired of crying inthide. All Skatch could ever do was FIGHT any way!!! I mean what happened to the flowing #89 jersey in the corner of the website idea. good story diddle. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooooooooooooo whoooooooooooooooo!!!!
I already miss the gabadouche
I think Skatch hasn’t stopped crying since you left…if that makes you feel any better.
I, however, have been ecstatic with the multitude of Nutter Butter’s that are now available since you’re not here to devour them anymore!! Cow like cookies!!
damn he left already! I got call they want to do a Montreal tournament in late oct early nov you in SAN?
in
SAN email me your number at jrcollect@aol.com
…and send him a naked picture of yourself…he needs more material for his spank bank….