2 Seconds Left - 4-2 L
How many times have I told you guys to always play to the whistle? Ok, so I have never said that before, but that doesn’t mean I can’t throw out a well timed jab on the Cow. Remember Pinna? Of course you do, well Pinna has not been seen since Cow went Mad on him last season. The authorities are still looking for his body and any evidence that may lead to the killer. But all they found was a dirty pair of socks and a greasy Chic-Fil-A bag at the scene of the disappearance.
As I am writing this story, I am also googling for, “10 Ways to Shield Yourself From Mad Cow Disease”. Here is what I have come up with:
10. Don’t tell Cow you are keeping the jersey because of tenure.
9. Don’t play with his udders.
8. Pay your damn fees on time.
7. Use large amounts of patchouli and shake your balls at people in the locker room.
6. Don’t say anything to him at all, unless it is, “I have your money”
5. Don’t participate in any of his rigged pools.
4. Don’t ask for a refund one day before the money is due.
3. Don’t rip the cover off of his Parenting magazine, then everyone will see what he is really “reading”.
2. Stop asking him, “Where are the jerseys?”.
1. And don’t, under any circumstance, be anywhere near the puck with 2 seconds left in the game.
After all that research I find myself a little short on the patchouli, but at least I was no where near the puck in the last 2 seconds. The Weevils played hard but sloppy against a respectable team. Goals were scored by Dr. Egan, who fought hard for his. And Diddle who was served on a beauty on a silver platter from Pat, and 1 timed it 5 hole.
There were several other notable chances to bury the puck, but we will not mention names… Gruuuuff wEberGrufff fgruff. One of these near goals showed our player staring at 5/5ths of the net and just barely missed.
Our goalie Ian played a fine game tonight, stopping many good scoring opportunities for the Renegades. We also had a 5 year reunion of the old bugs in the parking lot and slapped around stories of the strange and befuddled former Weevs. Get ready for next week boys and girls, The Ringers are on the hunt.
And a big shout out to Char who turned the big 21 on Saturday! Just think, she could be one of you old farts child.
wow I think you captured this perfectly and neverv walk you dog in his area…
I’m going to have to take some time to come up with a decent retort for one of Diddle’s finest works…I mean, c’mon…the guy spelled practically everything right in that story!!
spell check!
Too bad they don’t have a “grammar check”….
Keep reaching
Better yet….a “humor check”…..
Where’s Weber?
A few weeks ago, Diddle both enlightened and enthralled us with the revelation that he had once been a part of the classic children’s television program “Romper Room” as a child while living in sunny California. What he failed to reveal was his follow-up appeareances during his gawky red-headed teen years on the classic series “The Muppet Show”. The following was uncovered during research for this story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTC2Ihnsrf0&feature=related
Nice………
i was checking out last season game summaries from rangers website and enjoyed the following comment
Administrative notes:
1) We play the Weevils next week….read that again and let is wash over you, the Weevils. Everyone better show because I am sure as a group we would all like nothing better than to beat the ever living crap out of those dirtbags.
yeah, well they did.
nice friggin standings
skatch, quit complaining and go back to surfing trianglecupid.com instead
I gave that site up. The women don’t swallow
triangle.cupic.com LOL
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Please tell me you’re making fun of Diddle with those spelling mistakes Cow….Or have Diddle proof read them for you.
Thanks Weber