Weevil Nation
Weevils A No Show Against 1st Place Team
10 Weevils signed up for last nights game vs the first place Back Door Pub, but only 7 showed. Is it the frightful stare of this A league team that causes our bones to quiver before this match up.
Sattora Grabs Yao’s Pole and He Shoots High
Close game, but the Weevils win in the shoot out 7-6.
Weevils Pig Out
We lost, but I can’t remember the score. I do know that Pinna scored 2 on the Jewish Lady in net, but we all know that is his motivation.
Amber Alert: Athorities Launch Statewide Search For Browneye
11-0 win with a nice brawl with 1 minute to play. I heard San say, “You want Sa mora?” and take the guy to the ground UFC style holding him steady till he stopped squirming.
“You can’t hang a coat on an areola! You gotta have Nipple!”


