In an effort to bring you some type of game summary in the absence of any kind of consistency on the part of the Factory ShiteHouse and PointSuck, we are forced to bring you this Top 10 List in lieu of an overall game summary.  We are currently looking to hire a team stenographer to attend and memorialize each game so that we can provide the viewing public with weekly updates on the exploits of their hometown heroes, the Weevils.  Until such time, this is all we can muster:

The Weevils started out the game against the talent laden Brews Crew a little slow with a 10-man roster on this night, but never trailed during the game.  Going into the 2nd period with a 3-2 lead, the Weevils dominated the period by winning face-offs and crashing the net incessantly.  Knife through butter.  Sattora was channeling his mentor, Sir Teno, on this night and spent much of the evening circling the opponents net..both taunting the Crew and looking for a place to shoot amongst the 8-9 people standing in front of the net.  Zarby and Pinna were both masterful with their stick handling throughout the game and the the wrap-arounds/one-timers/nasty goals came aplenty!!  6-3 entering the 3rd and solid play coupled with a demoralizing 7th goal ended the contest with the Weevils up 7-3.  The highlight of the night was the Gensch/Ved defensive line stepping up BIG time and making some great individual efforts.  As always, Michelle was phenominal and without her we’re just a bunch of heathens.  Yao played like…well, Yao….pinching and backchecking, pinching and backchecking…leaving Cow to make every effort not to fall over himself trying to look like he knew what he was doing and/or where he was going.  Neil gets props for maintaining composure whilst playing his hard-nosed, rush the passer style all night and dealing with the inevitable repercussions…chippy play to instigate a Neil-esque ice rage incident.  None of that would happen on this night.  Diddle and Skatch played solid as well and kept the pressure in the opponents end for most of the night. 

However, the discussion of the night centered around the fact that Brian “Sleepy/The White Shadow” Moore missed yet another game, more than likely due to his chronic narcolepsy.  However, other conspiracy theories have surfaced as to the suspect absence of our lil’ X-rated leprechaun.  So we bring you….

The Top 10 Reasons BMoore Missed Last Night’s Game

10. Too many Seabreezes at Legends during “Ladies” Night.
9.  Black Donnelly’s Marathon on CNBC.
8.  Milk and cookies at 8:00, Goodnight Moon story at 9:00, fell asleep to Kenny Loggins CD by 10:00, 7 knuckle-children episodes later it was already 10:45 and he couldn’t peeel the bed sheets off off himself in time to get to the game.
7.  His brother, Kevin, slipped him some Roofies so KMoore could dominate on this night and avenge his many childhood losses to his older brother playing the Care Bears Game.
6.  Forgot to shave his one chest hair and it itches like a mutha under his jersey.
5.  Never received this weeks subcription to Hustler magazine, so he was out of humorous stories to tell in the locker room.
4.  Nobody likes him…oh wait…that’s Pinna.
3.  Too much hand lotion made it virtualy impossible to grip his stick…..no, his other stick.
2.  Didn’t get a chance to watch the latest episode of the hit MTV show “Yo Momma”, so he wasn’t able to add to his impressive repertoir of chastising on-ice comments to opponents who draw his ire!!
1.  Three words……Celtic Dance class!!