Weevils Light The Menorah
6-5 win. Quick recap of top ten game highlights before main story hits the wire (which could be quite some time as PointStreak is still as un-updated as Skatch’s wardrobe):
10.) Pee Slow returns to form in the pipes for the Blincos Fig Puckers and spends more time hacking the crap out of our offense than actually keeping the puck out of the net. He also appears to be the sole reason Afro Sheen is still in business….apparently someone told him by growing his hair out like the starting 5 on the 1976 Detroit Pistons would make his nose look smaller…no chance…
9.) Cow meets his 10-year quota on goals with one in the third, on a SWEET pass from Uni, that I think is still on it’s way to the net this morning. Cow is currently rethinking the Sealy Postuerpedic cushioning tape he uses on his stick blade.
8.) Yao is a beast!! More specifically, Stretch put in a short-hander with under 1:30 to play in the game for the eventual game winner…and he made no bones about making sure that thing went in the net…he wound up more than Sattora is after 12 sleeves of Thin Mints!!
7.) Cow scores.
6.) Pinna realizes dropping guys right in front of the ref is the best way NOT to get a penalty. Plus, with our resident Israelite in net for the opposition, Pinna was in rare form with the politically correct humor.
5.) Cow puts one in.
4.) BMoore drinks his weight in pink lemonade after the game.
3.) Cow bury’s the biscuit.
2.) Blinco Pig, and head douchebag, Doug Cowell (#12) proves how nice of a guy he is by cross-checking his way through a 60 minute game. Apparently, Ken the ref attends mass with him on Sundays and swears he’s a “good guy”…my question is, who’s turn is it to bring the virgin to sacrifice this Sunday, Ken??
1.) Did I mention….Cow scored!!!!
Why is it only the B league that game reults are always pending? A/C/Senior are up to date
Just to piss you off Skatch.
Cow, your so smrt…Nice stab at me as usual. Good to know you care.
I don’t want you to start feeling like Pinna….
“I seriously don’t have to play with you guys if you don’t want me to” I have other options ya know. People like me.
We know…we know….
Cow, way to have your stick down on the ice and to be open to bury a frickin laaaazer. Now can we get the jerseys?
And who is that new guy on points streak Chris Samora?
haha gimme Samora. man these guys suck.
Damn Cow, nice game winner man. Diddle nice hatty bro.
1 1 9:22 88
2 2 4:06 97 88 89
3 2 8:21 11 3
4 2 18:22 88
5 3 0:23 88 89
6 3 7:11 40 11 97
These score keepers are obviously taking the short bus to the rink….
I got a hat trick! Nice, was I even there? Thanks for the points Bmoore!
These scorekeepers suck ass. Score two in the first game, one in each of the following, and only get credited with 1 so far this season? Not to mention they recorded our “game winner” last game to Cow with 12:49 to go in the third. I recalled we scored with less than 30 seconds to go in the game. Did we actually win 7-5 because scorekeeper forgot to post one of our goals on the board? This league sucks…Diddle, post that on your other site.
You post it, that is what that site is all about.