As We Enter the Fall 2007 Playoffs….
The true definition of being a Boll Weevil….
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1- A small beetle most well known for it’s damage to the cotton industry. |
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A certain weevil of the boll persuasion which, if it were to spaff a city, would demolish said city. |
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The true definition of being a FULL Boll Weevil….
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Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it. |
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They may need to bring a spare Zamboni…..



He is sooo trying to give something back to the team through this website. The least you guys could do is post a comment with some encouragement like you are speaking to a mentally handicapped child. Good Cowy, Good Cowy. Nice job, now run along and play with your spiders.
I do it for you, Corky. If you don’t hit your quota for website usage each day, you threaten to take your ball and go home. I’m just trying to keep you from trashing the short bus on your way to group therapy today. Don’t eat too much paste!!