27 Responses to “Ode to Weevil Nation”

1. Diddle, on November 10th, 2007 at 10:49 pm Said:

   Very nice Mad Cow, you seem to put everything into perspective. I am going out to itunes to get that right now!

2. SAN-wich, on November 13th, 2007 at 12:28 pm Said:

   kinda hg

3. Mad Cow, on November 13th, 2007 at 12:53 pm Said:

   That shiznit is deep!! But I wouldn’t expect YOU to understand, Mongo. Just go back to eating your raw meat and staring at the pretty birdies….

4. Diddle, on November 13th, 2007 at 2:09 pm Said:

   HG HG HG!!!

5. Diddle, on November 13th, 2007 at 2:09 pm Said:

   I might have to revoke his right to post stuff if it keeps going in this direction.

6. Mad Cow, on November 13th, 2007 at 2:44 pm Said:

   I try to bring a LITTLE culture and self-analysis into your lives and look what I get!! I’m going back to writing for NAMBLA!!

7. skatch, on November 13th, 2007 at 2:46 pm Said:

   The pink jerseys are on order……they are more becoming of our team and shed our team in the proper light

8. SAN-wich, on November 13th, 2007 at 3:55 pm Said:

   If by culture you mean HGness. You need to go back to the basics….Mongo, pepperoni, & shiny objects.

9. Mad Cow, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:47 pm Said:

   Well I think everyone was tired of reading about half the team quitting, no jerseys, bad schedules, chin straps (or lack thereof), too many skaters, too little ice time, too much money for league fees, who sucks, who sucks more, who sucks the most, etc., etc., etc. Then again, we all appear to thrive from all of this self-loathing…I probably shouldn’t mess with a winning combination.

   Sattora…you rule, buddy. And I love the way you wear your hair. Kisses.

10. SAN-wich, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:57 pm Said:

    Finally some appreciation. Your next reply will most likely be….”Cock Me!!”.

11. Mad Cow, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:11 pm Said:

    Close….

    ….I was I actually just going to remind you to be sure you bring all three of your chin straps to the next game so you don’t get called for a penalty.

12. Diddle, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:20 pm Said:

    oooohhhhh chit. Now that is cold. You know that Sattora has been shedding the pounds and running circles around the rest of the league.

13. SAN-wich, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:27 pm Said:

    Just a sample of my recent excellence… Suck my ballz Moo Pie and I will be laughing now when your gasping for air next season with all your extra udders.

    Ice House-Cary Sun, Nov 11, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Recorded via Pointstreak’s laptop application AMD 4 The Rock 4

    Game Details
    Scoring Shots on Goal
    1 2 3 OT Total
    AMD 0 1 3 0 4
    The Rock 1 2 1 0 4

    AMD 26
    The Rock 51

    Scoring Summary
    Period 1
    The Rock - Jarret Ruehs (Ian Tortorella) , 6:32
    Period 2
    The Rock - Tim Brady (Shawn Gukelberger, Jeff Claus) , 5:01
    AMD - Kevin Moore (unassisted) , 15:59
    The Rock - Brian Healey (Adam Allegrini, Ian Tortorella) , 19:00
    Period 3
    AMD - Chris Sattora (unassisted) , 7:33
    AMD - Chris Sattora (powerplay) (unassisted) , 10:47
    AMD - Chris Sattora (shorthanded) (unassisted) , 12:29
    The Rock - Don Angell (Adam Allegrini, Ian Tortorella) , 18:10
    OT
    (no scoring)

14. SAN-wich, on November 13th, 2007 at 7:24 pm Said:

    no response….that’s right half man, half amazing……BITCH

15. Mad Cow, on November 13th, 2007 at 8:14 pm Said:

    Sorry…I was too busy filling out my nomination for you for the North Carolina Special Olympics Hockey team….with those kind of stats, I think you have a shot….but lay off the cheese doodles for the time being…..they like their ‘tards lean…..

16. sattora-san, on November 13th, 2007 at 11:56 pm Said:

    Do you think I can beat Jimmy?

17. Diddle, on November 14th, 2007 at 12:37 am Said:

    HEY! I have 2 golds in the special olympics. How many fingers do I have?

18. Mad Cow, on November 14th, 2007 at 1:02 pm Said:

    My money is on you, Chunk!!

19. SAN-wich, on November 14th, 2007 at 3:17 pm Said:

    Dude you’re relentless. I bet you do the truffle shuffle better than I could though. Your mad cow disease may give you the upper hand.

20. Mad Cow, on November 14th, 2007 at 6:04 pm Said:

    I heard your theme song on the radio earlier today…..

    ….”I Want Candy”…..

21. bmoore, on November 14th, 2007 at 6:11 pm Said:

    I think you guys should make out

22. SAN-wich, on November 14th, 2007 at 6:24 pm Said:

    Didn’t you write the song for N.A.M.B.L.A.?

23. Mad Cow, on November 14th, 2007 at 6:36 pm Said:

    No…that was Diddle….I wrote the theme music to Brokeback Mountain….with a dildo in my arse….

    …nothing like a little self deprication….

24. Diddle, on November 14th, 2007 at 6:56 pm Said:

    Where is my emails cow? Don’t make me get skatch on you.

25. Mad Cow, on November 14th, 2007 at 7:21 pm Said:

    Workin’ on it….

26. skatch, on November 14th, 2007 at 9:29 pm Said:

    Sponsors

    Texas roadhouse $2
    C-site $5 but we pay for 3 of their jerseys
    Old chitown $22

27. skatch, on November 14th, 2007 at 9:32 pm Said:

    what time is our game tonite?

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