SHUT OUT! Weevils come come with the kick drum with a 5-0 Win. Even though Ubervisal slide into the locker room just prior to the puck drop, the Weevils were able to start strong against a winless crew. In the locker room before the game, we caught Sattora on tape giving the bugs a pep talk. Click here to hear his inspiring words.

The inspired team Ziggy’s, named after the great little pizza joint located inside the Factory, decided that they wanted to stay in this game. They played very hard and seemed to get in the way like a bunch of hanging meat inside the building at Balboa’s new job. First blood was drawn when Pinna penetrated the zone and passed (and a beautiful pass it was) the puck to a modest skater who deposits it between the goalie’s legs. You would think this modest all-star was a genius as he starts a great trend of weird goals that would catapult us into the win column.

One of the next goals was none other than Zarby the great as he puts a bouncing puck in the net with 3 swipes of the stick. One more miss and he would have been out. Ok that was corny but I am not Bmoore, so F Off ….. Bitch. Oh wait, I am not Skatch either. But let us focus on the next goal, as the modest super-star crosses the line and pulls the defense to him as Sattora sneaks into view. The pass was so beautiful that the camera was not quick enough to catch it. But Sattora-San takes the puck and massages it like a homely rebound girl on a lonely Friday night.

On a mad break, Skatch breaks up a play at center ice and deftly hand delivers the puck into the zone. He then takes it too far to the corner and has only the slightest chance at a shot, so he throws the puck at the net. This puck must have had some serious knuckle youngins on it because it spun between the pads of the minder and ricochets into the net. We got a slight celebration out of him for all the fans.

And the last goal of the night was another 5 holer by a small insignificant modest world pro that seals the deal even though it is still the most dangerous lead in hockey for the next 1 minute.

Thanks to:

• Huevos who showed up for support, stood behind us on the bench and stared at Charlotte the whole game.
• To Malcoholik who brought the brews for the 15 minute late night.
• To Mich for the shut out.
• To Sattora for finally paying his jersey fee.
• To Ved for his insight.
• To Cow or he might stop doing the finances if I don’t mention him in the story. Get the damn jerseys already!
• Oh, and to Pinna for that pass.