It is truly a great evening when all the bugs show up on time, ready to finish the season with the same heart they carried all year. And with Sensei Sattora Senior present with all of his goons, we had to make a good showing to let him know that all of his instructional banter was well worth it. And the fact that he had a large cane pole in hand, ready to punish any wayward Weevils.

Unlike last weeks forfeited game, Odwyers showed up with every guy that was ever listed on their roster for what proved to be a noteworthy opponent. We haven’t seen that much green since the Irish Civil War, or when Myze was back in college.

Our locker room was filled with firsts as Uni suits up in his pre cold war Russian jersey to mind the net in Mich’s absence. Several bugs were caught trying to spy on Sattora’s upskirt, as he had forgotten his panties and had to play commando. And racial slurs were kept to a minimum as the Weevil Management is trying to revamp our image. And last but not least, Browneye made a guest appearance to see exactly how shiny were the eggs hanging off of Bmoore’s gangly body. With that kind of smoothness, this game was going to be a no brainer.

The game started with Odwyers putting up the first goal right at the 1 minute mark. But the Pinna answers with a goal of his own… now keep count, that is 1 goal for Pinna! Back and forth we went, both teams scoring at will. Hustle and grit came out in the Weevils who did not want to repeat any more upsets this season. Good fore checking turned into scoring opportunities and even into goals. But alas we were still down 5-4 going into the second period.

The second period was all Weevils as our favorite bug, Pinna, puts in another to tie the game at 5. Now that is 3 for Pinna! And of course the smooth eggs gave Bmoore the ability to slide through a mail slot and deposits one of his own to give us the lead. This is also when the penalties start to rain down from the league’s favorite ref. It seems he was giving out penalties like Bmoore gives out knuckle children.

The third period was full of goal celebrations, and fan excitement as Odwyers ties the game. There must have been something smelly or just down right evil about the Odwyers fans, because the Sattora clan got up and moved to another section of the stands during the beginning of this period. Pinna and Bmoore both combine to get another goal… 4 for Pinna? I thought there was a 3 goal limit? Wait, maybe I am mistaken because the score keeper gave it to someone else. And they are the end all be all of the FAHL. This gives us the lead but not for long, as Universal decides to change with the rest of the shift, temporarily forgetting that he is the damn goalie! This is when their best skater takes the puck in and scores on an empty net. But of course, our MaPinna was keeping tabs on the yout and informs the refs that he has scored 4 goals and that last one doesn’t count. Pot, Kettle? I don’t want to make a reference to black when talking about Pinna, lets not get him started. After the crowd finally calms down, we send in the Myze who deftly creates havoc and puts in a backhander to tie the game back up. And with 13 seconds on the board, Yow pokes one in to seal the victory. We new we had it, we just wanted them to get close before we snatched it away. Just like stealing candy from a Magnadoodle.

After the game, we all showed up at the Weevil Bar and Tavern to down some cold beverages while standing on the black floor accented with beautiful white lines. The last game of the season and all were looking forward to the next. Discussing key issues of Weevil Nation and coming to a consensus on everything. All of these guys just agree no matter what. So after a few coin flips and some great discussion, all of the ideas were thrown out and the management finalized the decision about jerseys. We will give you more details after the next 3 polls.

Great season Weevils! One of the best ever. This dynasty shall rule for 200 more years.