No excuses from this “nitwit” (…why the change of heart, RYB?….was this not written as “assholes” earlier this morning?).  We got outplayed by a team we underestimated and were clearly looking past.  I will say that I did correctly predict your upset of the Vetted Mazepa Beavers…so my brackets are still in tact, other than having us going to the finals!!  Congrats on the win…however, I can no longer pull for you guys for several reasons…what the hell…let’s make it 10 reasons:

Top 10 Reason’s I Can No Longer Pull For the Ringer’s in the Playoffs

10.  Weevil Nation Statute 5150, Subsection 867-5309, Paragraph B-52:  “No Weevil, former or current, shall engage in, or be party to, any act that can be deemed as support for the organization currently known as ‘The Ringers’ or any member of said organization, other than to see said organization advance past another non-Weevil organization up to, but not including, seasonal semi-final or final championship games.”
9.  I no longer recognize the majority of your “team.”
8.  I refuse to root for a team with a gay logo…oh, wait a minute…
7.  I’d hate for Richard’s head to get any bigger….he already looks like he’s got a peanut allergy or was recently stung by a bee….
6.  I don’t want to waste all my enthusiasm now, but instead prefer to hold out until Weiss makes his appearance on “Skating with the Stars.”
5.  I can’t root for a “Men’s” hockey team which consistently uses the surnames “So-Nippely”, “Crabcakes”, “Dolce”, “McRib” and the ever-popular “Shirley”.
4.  I’m scared that if I continue to support your team, Chauder may try to lift something moderately heavy with one arm again in a show of his ubber-retard strength and end his pseudo rec-league career.
3.  I can’t root for a team which actually created and posts a “Sausage Schedule.”
2.  I can’t even imagine what RYB’s game summary would be like should you actually win the championship…plus, we’d have to wait like 6 weeks to actually get to read it….barring, of course, any upcoming Barry Manilow or Neil Diamond concerts.

…and the Number 1 reason I can no longer root for the Ringer’s in the playoff’s:

1.  Too many Junior A players.