10.  Pickles by Skatch…oh wait…that was supposed to be on the “Top 10 Items NOT Brought to Tuesday’s July 4th Weevil-bration”…bag-a-douche!!

Tonight the thick scent of patriotism is in the air, swirling around the match-up between the best and the worst at the Premier Rink in America, The Factory Ice House. Dreamy anticipation and controversial thoughts filled the Weevils minds as Skatch builds doubts by posting out right lies about the opposing team.

* I. FIRST, We have granted to God, and by this our present Charter have confirmed, for Us and our Heirs for ever, that the Weevil Nation shall be free, and shall have all her whole Rights and Liberties inviolable.