Top 10 Items Found on “Teen” Factory Bench After Game
10. A retainer.
9. One new condom…still in wrapper…pristine condition.
8. Wiggles mix tape.
7. Half-eaten side of beef with Shrek’s fang marks all over it (”….get in my belly!!”).
6. A bus pass.
5. Note from Mom giving permission to be out past 9:00.
4. A half-empty tube of Clearasil….also with Shrek’s fang marks on it.
3. A piece of paper with Michael Jackson’s phone number on it.
2. Ticket stub from Avril Lavigne concert.
1. A menagerie of Weevil defensemen’s boxers….apparently relinquished during various breakaways throughout the game.
Gold coin condom in their wallet.
1. A menagerie of Weevil defensemen’s boxers….apparently relinquished during various breakaways throughout the game.
Wonder who that was…
Couldn’t have been me…I go commando for games….
Nice top 10 cow, you had me spitting cola
Great top ten but what is up with that headline? As a professional garbage goal getter, I don’t steal anything they don’t give away!
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