10.  Pickles by Skatch…oh wait…that was supposed to be on the “Top 10 Items NOT Brought to Tuesday’s July 4th Weevil-bration”…bag-a-douche!!
9.  Diddle’s goal celebration…yes, it continued into the parking lot even 75 minutes after it unfortunately went in. 
8.  Cheddar cheese substitute via drive-by tossing from one of Sattora’s chins….I believe it was the middle one…
7.  A plethora of hot dogs from Cow…made of the finest lips and assholes money can buy!!
6.  A menagerie of snacks (a virtual smorgasbord!!) brought by Diddle including, but not limited to, chips, pretzels, nuts, cheese doodles, etc….I believe it was later determined that he had broken into a local little league concession stand on the way to the game and cleaned them out!!  All I want to know is, where were the sour patch kids and swedish fish?!?!?
5.  A plentiful quantity and selection of lager by Jason “Dekembe” Mihalikilallakilal.  He even was sensitive to the hydratory requirements of our soon-to-be olympic goalie and provided Michelle with a selection of fine flavored water!!  Suck up!!
4.  An amazing selection of Bubba burgers provided by BMoore…including the ever popular artery-clogging combo of the bacon/cheddar/egg/onion ring/milkshake/cigar/lactose burger!!
3.  All appurtances you would typically find at a Smith/Jones/Chan/Johnson/Wang/Williams combined national family reunion clam bake was rolled in by Universal…including some suspect hot injected peanuts…no comment.
2.  Michelle’s famous triple chocolate mocha frappacino cocoa chocolate chip cookies…brought by Aaron.  These things would make you trample a deaf retarded one-legged blind girl with whooping cough just to get at ‘em!!  Unfortunately, 12 of us had to share one sole cookie after wrestling the plate away from BMoores face!!  As much as this should have been #1, I had to give that honor to: 

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1.  An entire bottle of French’s Mustard..that’s right, I said it…FRENCH’S MUSTARD…and the 8 ounce “Family Size” bottle!!  I don’t know where Todd Huevos was able to procur such a coveted item…but we are all better because of it!!  I hope he still can afford to buy all those penny candies he’s so fond of after splurging on us like that…I suggest we pass the hat next game to cover at least some of his expenses!!  It’s just not right….