Magna Carta Signing Tomorrow Night
* I. FIRST, We have granted to God, and by this our present Charter have confirmed, for Us and our Heirs for ever, that the Weevil Nation shall be free, and shall have all her whole Rights and Liberties inviolable. We have granted also, and given to all the Bugs of our Realm, for Us and our Heirs for ever, these Liberties under-written, to have and to hold to them and their Heirs, of Us and our Heirs for ever.
* IX. THE City of Wake Forest shall have all the old Liberties and Customs which it hath been used to have, ie. Parking Lot Beer Consumption, Loud and Obnoxious initiation ceremonies. Moreover We will and grant, that all other Cities, Boroughs, Towns, and the Daddy of Weevils, shall have all their Liberties and free Customs when competing against any and all teams in the FAHL.
* XXIX. NO Magna shall be taken or imprisoned, only destroyed; nor will We pass upon him, nor not condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of Sattora San. We will leave no man alive, we will deny to any man either Justice or Right to shoot the puck. You do not have a chance.
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Diddlicious - Signed and dated
Signed F*ck You and the horse you rode in on……
Yippy-ki-aye….
I, in good faith and without misrepresentation, do hereby and sign said document, and with full knowledge and understanding of the consequences, do solemnly swear to kick any and all Magna ass on this day, the 3rd day of July, the year 2007.
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:50 am
Herbie Hancock