It is that time again! We will be having a 12 man roster with 2 subs this year. The price per skater for the Weevils will be $330. This includes all fees and a quicky with our Fan after the first game.
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Due to his success on the ice and off, Bmoore wins it hands down and up and down and up and down and … well you get the point. He was so successful that he wins the first ever French mustard children award.

10. Our netminder is a member of the better gender
9. We are the only team with a French’s Award
8. German Shepherd Kazaa Downloads
7. Manja la porcaca
6. Knuckle Children
5. We like big jew fros
4. Our baby’s mamas are getting paid on time
3. Peanuts
2. We have smooth eggs
1. Pinna

10.  A retainer.
9.  One new condom…still in wrapper…pristine condition.
8.  Wiggles mix tape.
7.  Half-eaten side of beef with Shrek’s fang marks all over it (”….get in my belly!!”).
6.  A bus pass.
5.  Note from Mom giving permission to be out past 9:00.
4.  A half-empty tube of Clearasil….also with Shrek’s fang marks on it.
3.  A piece of paper with [...]

9-5 win, more to come.

We need to throw a great big shout out for our Netminder Michelle Vedder, as she is playing in Spain for Team USA roller hockey!
Check out her profile here.
Go Michelle!!!!

Photos courtesy of Coach Q
Well, since the story is not coming, let me tell you all what happened… Diddle Scored! … off of Skatch’s stick.

Can you find the Weevil?