Top 10 Reasons We Don’t Need Jr A to Beat the Ringers
10. Chauder was showing off at work again before the game…this time with an entire roll of paper towels!!
9. Smooth eggs.
8. Skatch has a Club on his bag…and hate in his cold, dead heart.
7. We got Pinna all fired up before the game…two words…Kosher food!!
6. The roar of the Fan….does she know we won yet?
5. BMoore’s dry mouth girlfriend from college (you’re right…it doesn’t matter!!).
4. Website cheerleader, Mad Cow, gets us ready to rumble.
3. Uni can sacrifice bunt with the best of them…just keep your hands away from his mouth while he’s eating!
2. Michelle.
1a. Classic Ringer defenseive strategy….the “Flying V”!!
and the number 1 reason we don’t need Jr A to beat the Ringers is:
1. Even though Jr A is injured, you can still find him in the gym! Lead by example! Win one for the gimper!



They are already beating down Sattora…
http://www.theringers.net/
We need more banter on the website.
rabbble rabble rabble rabble hurumph (how’s that?)
better thats better, hows that book report coming?
It is only the biggest battle of the year. You know they are going to bring some ringers :-b
So what is the deal with these bowl ringers? Are they shit?
Yes they are! This goes back to the days of old when the earth was still cooling and ice was forming. Men used Pterodactyl beaks as skate blades to play hockey . I think Cow still has a pair and yes that is the correct way to spell Pterodactyl.
PS This is why kicking is still a match today.
…has a pair and is currently using them!!
along with that stegosaurus bone stick
Beers are on ice now, nice variety.
Lets win this fockers …..
And his peanutsizeosaurus cup!
Walnutsizeosaurus…thank you very much….
peepodadactyl
Jurassic cock….
I drove by Rogers Road at lunch and saw about 8 ringers players doing dry land training for tonites game
they want this game bad
sucks for them
RYB asked me if we wanted to move down and just become part of the Ringer franchise because we couldn’t cut it in the B league…
No chance at them winning. There dry land training doesn’t match my carbo loading with a three plate’r at the Grand Asia buffer for lunch. That “pig” is almost through the “snake” I will only need one or two Italian sausages for dinner to night for maximum effort on the ice!!!
Sorry better luck next week
Touchdown and an extra point
Good edits Cow
66 minutes in penalties between teams - nice friendly game of hocks
Anticipation is building….can bmoore do it again??? It’s a pressure cooker boys…will browneye be overtaken by customers before b can finish chapter 17??? How will it end, stay tuned…same bat channel, same bat time.
And for the recored COW, I did not go home, lock myself in a closet, and eat the rest of that pie
…no….I assumed you hit it on the ride home….
its released into the open for your consumption
That was great,
I been to busy with the new gig to get on the site. But taking the time during this telecon was well worth it!