On 850 the buzz, I heard a Mens League Spotlight promo for the Triangle. Before submitting our team info, I noticed the Bella Jackels are the current Miller Lite Mens League Spotlight. Here are my reasons that I think we should be the spotlight team.

1. We buy & drink more Miller Lite than fans on NASCAR race day.
2. We are the penalty leaders going on 3 seasons in a row.
3. Our parking lot power play is the best in the world.
4. We proved that the Weevil could not be eradicated in North Carolina.
5. All of the Buzz Babes come to watch our games.
6. Zarby is on our team too!
7. Our locker room smells like beer and not Pslow.
8. Myze will call the show every hour if we are not picked.
9. We all have very big shiny botox EGGS.

AND FINALLY
10. This season we are Unbollweevable!