As we took the ice we noticed that Team Factory was looking rather young and all had East Coast Eagle jerseys hanging limply from their size 6 shoulders. As captain of this great Nation, I was teaching Donkey how to fix the roster in pointstreak and after having him repeat himself several times I translated this into English. “Yoououu guyes be be be my HEErroes if you win this gammMMMMEEE. That that that is a whole NEEW roster than last wEEEk, allll Easst coasSStT eaGGles and AAprroved by Hart.” Well these kids looked fast and the consensus from the team is that we are going to get smoked by a bunch of thinner, younger Sattoras from back in the day. We all relived his youth last night as we matched up like champs against these young whipper snappers. Most of them were bitching about their SAT prep class at 8 am tomorrow.

In the first period we were passing like a team! Go figure, and to top it off we were scoring as if there was no goalie in net. The Eagles were fast but I think Tweety said it best, “They can’t finish, it kinda reminds me of some of my past boyfriends.” Ok, maybe not a direct quote, but this is not as reliable as CNN. The score was 7-0 in favor of the Weevils after the buzzer sounded to end the first period. As we switched sides, I passed by the opposing keeper and saw the word Pinna in sharpie on the back of his jersey. How did that get there?

We started off slow and lazy in the second period letting them have a very small sliver of hope as they netted their only 2 goals of the night. This is when Tweety yelled out last call and shut down the bar for the remainder of the evening. Many attempts were made to setup Sattora but to no avail, he was seeing double due to his diet of carrots and Cranberry Apple Cinnamon Floral Gatorade AM. And as we switched again I caught Bmoore’s signature on the goalie’s helmet with a blurb attached. Although I could not make out what it said, I did get one word, Botox. If any of you guys saw it, please let me know the rest.

The third period was all Weevil as our Myzesque play caused the frustrated Eagles to all but give up. Bmoore added a nice goal to the board as he picked a pocket and then put the wallet back, then picked it again before schooling the goalie with, as Todd put it, “Wow those are some nice, soft, beautiful, smooth, sexy, mouth watering hands.” That one was a direct quote! Sattora finishes off the game with a goal, shrugging off the talk of the start of his slump.

After the game we battled hard to out stand the Ringers in the parking lot. Even though Bmoore came prepared to quench the thirst of an army and Uni had reinforcements, not many bugs showed up for the fight. We waved our deadly pretzel nubs at them, but they were not scared off and repeatedly attempted to steal from our stash. A great game ending in a 14-2 win over Team Factory, (coughEaglescough).