TENO’S TOP 12 GOING AWAY PRESENTS:

12.) From Universal: A Kama Sutra book, a Ringer’s jersey and his pictures of Val.
11.) From Pee Slow: A used fan belt, a hair net, a dradle, and a Ziploc bag full of used cigarettes of varying brands.
10.) From Neil: Anger management advice, an ace bandage and some patchouli.
9.) From Pinet: His copy of “Mein Kapf�, a crying towel and an autographed headshot of himself.
8.) From Diddle: A kiss on the cheek, an ugly pair of shoes and 6 Boy’s husky Weevil shirts from ’05.
7.) From Todd: His official “Hockey Rules� manual, 3 striped shirts and a whistle that smells like pepperoni.
6.) From BMoore: A collection of “compromising� pictures from their Charleston trip, his copy of “How to Pick Up Trashy Women� book and a Leprechaun statue flipping the bird.
5.) From Zarby: A Maple Leafs toilet seat cover, his hairdresser’s phone number and 3 voided Canadian stamps.
4.) From Skatch: A “LoJack�, his copy of “I’m OK, You’re OK�, and a 1987 map of Trenton, NJ.
3.) From Weber: A thesaurus, a “Buy One Get One Free� body waxing coupon and 14 self-addressed stamped envelopes so he can still bum a smoke off of him every game next season.
2.) From Sattora: A phone bill, 3 pairs of unmatched socks and his subscription to “JET� magazine.
1.) From Cow: 7 new pairs of mantyhose, psychological scarring to last a lifetime and much appreciation for being a part of this team for so long while giving 110% the entire way.

We’ll all miss having you around, Teno. Good luck and come back soon!!