Top 10 Reasons The Weevils Get Penalties
10. PSlow stresses us out before the game even starts.
9. Sattora didn’t take his pre game dump.
8. Teno just woke up, so he is kinda grumpy.
7. Bmoore got caught behind a school bus and missed the first period.
6. MadCow can’t get player’s fees ontime.
5. Diddle doesn’t have a chin strap.
4. PSlow had to pay his child support today.
3. Skatch is pissed about the standings.
2. Universal ate too much pizza.
1. Pinna got ripped on the website, again!
CLASSIC!!
Some alternates:
11.) Weber got married…again!!
12.) Zarb ran out out of hair gel.
13.) Todd got a flat on his bag on the way into the game and didn’t have a spare.
14.) Neil showed up.
“BUUURP….. Why Not!!!!!”
you forgot penis envy
You are all homo-gays and now i am on the website too. P-slow is a faggy homo-faggy-mcfags-alot!
let’s get some pizza
P@