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“There’s a magic in the early morning we’ve found
When the sunrise smiles on everything around
It’s a portrait of the [...]

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10. Diddle’s new chin strap apparently wraps around his eardrum.
9. Cow gets tired of yelling at himself.
8. Diddle photoshop’s all of Cow’s pictures to taint his superior skating ability.
7. Diddle is so busy complimenting himself that he can’t hear normal conversations.
6. Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
5. [...]

Well we had a few no shows… Sattora San, Weber, Universal and Slow! Ok, Slow was present, but his mind wasn’t. We faced a hungry Odwyer’s team looking for a win in the wake of Saint Patty’s Day. Well the luck of the Irish ran out tonight due to several hat tricks, [...]

10. They can’t handle the cold
9. Always stealing their content from our site
8. Richard you bastard
7. Their logo is an aztec transvestite
6. Their backup goalie is Greg Weiss
5. Their skaters defect to our team
4. The website sucks
3. They post their personal info on theringers.net
2. They are named after a bell choir
1. Bugs Rule!

10. PSlow stresses us out before the game even starts.
9. Sattora didn’t take his pre game dump.
8. Teno just woke up, so he is kinda grumpy.
7. Bmoore got caught behind a school bus and missed the first period.
6. MadCow can’t get player’s fees ontime.
5. Diddle doesn’t have a chin strap.
4. PSlow had to pay his [...]

The crisp night was young and the Weevils showed with a full squad now that Skatch and Myze have returned from the SL. Weber was still not back and our only groupie to show looks like a bulldog with a poodle haircut. Pslow was not gracing us with his presence, so we brought [...]

lose: bad