Free Beer Night!!!
In an unprecedented move to increase fan attendance, Weevil Nation CFO/Marketing Director/Public Relations Specialist/Cobbler, Mad Cow, is offering free beer to those Weevil fans who show up for the 9:00 B/C game on Tuesday against the Ringers. All fans in attendance wil also receive a commemorative Pee Slow bobble-head doll that screams “Jessica!!” when you rub it’s taint. All fans are asked to RSVP prior to game time on the forum so that proper quantities can be verified. Come support the team as they attempt to defile the wretched Ringers in the first of two meetings between these bitter rivals!!
In a seperate corporate memo, Mad Cow was quoted as saying “I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Richard You Bastard. He’s the head coach and chief punk on that Ringer team.” When asked about the legitamcy of the bounty, Cow replied “Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my guys who really nails that creep.” When pushed for further information, Cow stated that the $100 would be paid in 400 installments of $0.25 over a ten year period and the offending player would probably be kicked out of the league and have to be “jumped out” of the Weevil’s organization that same night in the parking lot. No bail money was included in the declaration either and the Weevils organization waives all liability for anything…ever. Stay tuned for further developments as they unfold.
I’ll be there. Any chance for some burned hots or sausage to go with my free beer???
Please don’t let Myze see this! Good job Cow!
Whats his #?
Does it have to happen on the ice? Meg’s been working the heavy bag all night….
Hey, am I eligible for the $100?
Don’t try to deflect attention away from the hit we already ordered on Kevin Universal for leaving the Ringers and sinking into (We)evil. By the way, what’s your nifty little code name for him going to be? We’d like to propose “Uni-tard” or, since he’s from Buffalo originally, maybe “Buffle Ho”
It’s going to be cold tonight as well, boys; are you going to bring your space heaters for the parking lot this time? Hey, I got an idea, MadCow, why don’t you spend that $100 on a jacket?
By the way, my number is 26.
Let me address these issues all at once:
Sattora Senior San….you can bring as much food with you as you’d like!! But bring some extra for junior…he likes him some grub!!
Diddle….too late!!
Myze…since you take EVERYBODY out, I think I can safely disqualify you right now!!
Weber…I’ll double the bounty to see that!!
Richard…how is it you have time to post lame comments on OUR site, yet you can’t even keep yours updated on a semi-weekly basis??
And for your information, we’ve tentativley given Universal the Weevil name of “Richard’s Daddy”….at least for a one game trial run.
And no heaters tonight…we’ll be kept warm from the pure hatred we have for your kind…win or lose, that will always keep a fire burning in our souls!! That plus the fact that we’ll be hanging and burning a life size figure of you in effigy….we had to get a special permit due to the actual size of the figure, and we to keep it realistic, we’ll be filling with plenty of donut grease and vegetable oil…so it should burn for a fairly long time!!
By the way….your number is “up”!!
Richard’s Daddy! I want that one!