Ringer’s Sought By Police for Embezzlement

The local gang of hooligan’s and pedophiles who go by the “Ringer’s” moniker are currently being sought by the Raleigh Police Department for questioning in the embezzlement of all their good ideas from the Weevil’s organization. Apparently, at least a couple of the post-op transvestites in the crew have aquired the ability to read and navigate the internet. Several recent Weevil news article ideas have shown up on the “new-and-improved” Ringer’s website (which is currently co-sponsored by Speak-and-Spell, The Phonic’s Organization, The Corky Foundation and Short-bus Rental Company of America). Charges will be filed upon their capture and de-lousing. Additional charges may be filed for their overexaggeration of their Labatt Tournament win in the Senior Blind Castrated Parapalegic Division. More to follow.